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Joke of the Day
"Jesus loves you... ...with his whole mouth."
Next Joke
"How tall is Luke Skywalker? Six foot force :)"
"Her: I do. And that marks the last time she ever agreed with me."
"New boyfriend is allergic to kitten so can't keep him :( He's ginger & named Tom. Friendly. Comes when called. 28yrs-old & works in IT."
"I'm modest, so when it comes to sex I don't like to toot my own horn"
"I left my girlfriend because she lost an ear It may sound shallow but I take my corn seriously"
"Penguin Joke Two penguins are sitting on an ice float. One says,""It looks like you're wearing a tuxedo."" The other replies, ""What makes you think I'm not?"""
"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."
"What do you call four bees?? ....Be-fore"
"What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane? A pilot; what else would you call him? You racist prick!"