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Joke of the Day

"So my neighbour knocked on my door at 3am.. 3 AM! Can you believe that?! He was lucky I was still playing on my drumkit.."

"An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan... An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The egg turns to the sausage and says, ""It's getting hot in here!"", and the sausage replies ""Wow! A talking egg!"""

"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."

"Have you seen www.stickytape.com? Yes I can't tear myself away."

"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."

"Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. - *My little brother told me this one; hit me with a little bit of nostalgia.*"

"put a pic of a girl with perfect abs on my fridge so I'm motivated to suck in my gut every time I pull out the ice cream"

"What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wipes his butt."

"Julius Caesar: I came, I saw, I conquered. Julius Caesar with P.E: I came."

"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("