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Joke of the Day

"What the hell do you mean Buzzfeed isn't a reliable news source, it knew exactly what kind of pancake I'd be"

"If I ever have a daughter I want to name her Noe. It would be pronounced like Noel and spelled the same but with no 'L'."

"Him: Should you be eating that much chocolate? Me: Should you be using that much oxygen?"

"Why are fish so educated? Because a lot of them are in schools."

"You wanna know about hippie sex? It's in tents."

"An opossum is just a regular possum that reenacts the diner scene from When Harry Met Sally."

"What did the Mexican Fire Chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B."

"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? Q: What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? A: My ass!"

"My proctologist has PTSD He has seen some shit"

"Now Donald Trump is president he really needs to answer this conspiracy theory Is wrestling real or fake?"