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Joke of the Day
"If you know the thread count on your bed sheets we're in different tax brackets."
Next Joke
"There you go again, overusing big words like some kind of tweeting sesquipedalian. Idiot."
"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""
"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"I'll do anything to prove I'm not lazy. I'll go the whole three yards."
"What is a printer's favorite Village People song? YMCK"
"Honey, I have good news,and bad news Which one do you want to hear first? -Tell me the good news. -You' re gonna become an aunt."
"I remember a time when I didn't get nostalgic after a few drinks .. I miss those days."
"Why don't women tip bartenders? They don't give a tip because they take the tip."
"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("