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Joke of the Day

"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it's two-tired."

"What do engineers use for birth control? Their personality."

"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"

"What do you call a chicken with no neck? A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit."

"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."

"A UDP packet walks into a I would tell you another UDP joke but you might not get it."

"I'm keeping a greater distance behind this truck with a vanity plate that reads ""IMTEXAN"" than I do behind cars with ""Baby on board"" signs."

"Establish your dominance with the drive-thru attendant by saying, ""That completes my order"" before they ask."

"Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor."

"Why did the brothel only employ ugly prostitutes? To increase *gross interest*!"