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Joke of the Day
"What does an Australian witch ride on? A broomerang!"
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"I have the Anne Hathaway ""It came true!"" reaction whenever the guy at Subway hands me my sandwich."
"Knock...Knock... Who's there? Interrupting cat... Int(meow)err(meow)upt(meow)ing(meow)(meow)c(meow)at(meow)who? Meow..."
"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"
"[talking to son on the phone] ""I ran away 3 weeks. You never called the police"" I'm sorry. We've been very busy with the holidays and all."
"Dating tip: Men always remember the woman who vomited on them."
"All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite"
"Based on Trump's History, if elected, he is likely to get divorced and remarried while in the White House It will be ""Marriage Apprentice"" White House Edition"
"Her: you take nice selfies Me: so I'm vain Her: no you're photogenic Me: oh so I'm ugly in real life Her: just say thanks Me: oh so I'm rude"
"What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla? A harumble."