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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field."
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"One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment"
"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."
"What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common? Dublin down"
"Had my son's hearing tested because he's always yelling. Turns out he's just an asshole. :("
"Knock Knock Who's there ! C-2 ! C-2 who ? C-2 it that you don't forget my name next time !"
"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."
"Humans are like M&M's. They might be in all different colors, but they all taste the same when you eat them."
"I met this guy who said he was a Mir Space Station cosmonaut. But I thought it was quite an achievement."
"Funniest Superbowl moment The Broncos..."