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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won a Nobel prize? I heard he was outstanding in his field."
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"I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done..."
"What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs? Con-Descending"
"Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease."
"The longest minute in the world is the one between finishing SkyMall and waiting for them to allow electronics."
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"I see your eight-year-old joke and raise you my nine-year-old joke. Why didn't the bullet have a job? It got fired."
"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
"Q. What do you call a cow with no legs? A. Ground beef."
"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""