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Joke of the Day
"Why did roman sculptures have small penises? To get to the other side!"
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"Best way to get a girl to come home with you is to tell her you own 3 lava lamps seriously what girl wouldn't want to see 3 lava lamps"
"How to make pasta: -Boil water. -Put what you think couldn't possibly be too much pasta in the pot. -Wrong. -Start an Italian restaurant."
"A man armed with lazer guns shot up a church... ...people went running pew after pew."
"This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer..."
"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."
"Every snack you make, every meal you bake, every bite you take, I'll be watching you. Dog"
"If Jehovah's witnesses brought pizza and beer with them, I'd gladly let them in to spend an afternoon chatting about religion."
"if your partner has her time of the month this or next week it will be the christmas period"
"we lost our power ""why?"" a transformer blew up by our house *eyes widen* ""that's awes-"" it's not as cool as it sounds"