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Joke of the Day

"Your girlfriend should never be jealous of another woman. Instead, you should do your best to make other women jealous of her."

"Have you ever taken a road trip to the Seagate factory? It's a hard drive."

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? LET'S GO RIDE OUR BIKES!!"

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."

"Wait you *must* be the aunt I've heard soooo much about. The one who looks like Freddie Mercury and laughs like a jackal. Is this her honey?"

"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."

"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"

"Birthday present A little boy's parents asked what he wanted for his upcoming birthday. The boy thought about it and simply replied ""I wanna watch"" So they let him"

"A ghost couple were arguing... ""I don't believe a single word you tell me,"" the ghost girlfriend said to her ghost boyfriend, ""I can see right through you!"""

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."