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Joke of the Day

"What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business."

"Girls are never wrong. Until they are. Then they cry and are, somehow, not wrong again."

"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""

"Helluva guy John is a hellava guy. Type of guy who goes out on a Friday night, gets a couple of blow jobs, comes back and gives his buddy one."

"What do my wife and my math teacher have in common? They both love to create problems that I am apparently supposed to solve."

"When brains do it it the butt do they call it ...brainal?"

"At what point does CPR become necrophilia? When you both get hard."

"None for me. I'll eat when I'm dead ""You don't understand how that saying works, do you?"" I'll understand how the saying works when I'm dead"

"I was watching the WWE wrestling with my son today... ...when I finally snapped at the whole charade and blatant fakeness of it all. It's about time he was told he's adopted."

"Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors? You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah."