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Joke of the Day

"On a scale of 1-10 How old was Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"

"I wish I loved anything as much as middle aged white women love sharing pictures of words written in sand."

"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."

"Q: Why was the belt thrown in jail? A: He held up a pair of pants."

"What will the first female Mexican head of state be called? The Precedent."

"A priest, a child molester, and an alcoholic, walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy."

"What was Hitler's favorite letter? Not z!"

"Her: See ya later alligator! Me: *slithers into swamp*"

"Roses are red... Valentine's Day is Crap! I don't have a girlfriend so FAP FAP FAP!"

"Maybe we should stop making ski masks since no one wears them except bank robbers."