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Joke of the Day
"On a scale of 1-10 How old was Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"
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"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."
"I rate the pyramids 9/11 Because the jews did it."
"I know its slightly distasteful but, what's the best way to punish a blind kid? rearrange the furniture"
"WiFi Wifi went down during family dinner tonight. One kid started talking and I didn't know who he was."
"I just told my wife I am getting her a monkey for her birthday. She went bananas."
"In the 1970s, a team of racist office supply scientists invented the whiteboard with an evil plan to replace every blackboard in the world."
"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."
"Why do more men die in car crashes than woman? Because women are at the wheel."
"How does a physicist milk a cow? First, he assumes the cow is a sphere."