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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about that pastor who refused to perform a Full House themed lesbian wedding? Apparently he didn't want to marry Kate and Ashley."

"I went to Google and searched ""synonym for ambiguous"" but the result was inconclusive."

"Did you hear that Hillary dropped out of the presidential race? They did a colonoscopy and found out she had a brain tumor."

"What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose? An olfactory reset."

"Don't text and drive. Just pull over until you're done using your phone. That's what I do. I've been on the side of the road since 2011."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar...."

"I can't stand this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you're coming to my room."

"I was thinking of making sperm-brand merchandise... ...because sex cells"

"There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"How do you get people to quit smoking? Cut off their lips"