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Joke of the Day
"Why did the melon plan a big elaborate wedding? Because he cantaloupe."
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"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"
"Whats the hardest part about watching Amy Schumer swim through a pool of dead babies? Knowing she will make a shitty vagina joke about it."
"A man walks into a bar....... Says 'ouch'"
"The letter R is just the letter P showing off some leg."
"I felt like making some penis jokes today. Only problem is that they were too *hard* to make."
"OMG you got a new boyfriend? congratulations, who is it this week?"
"I told my grandmother to act her age.... then she died."
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"What's the difference between you and a calendar? A calendar has dates..."