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Joke of the Day
"What does Belathor call his balls? His treasures."
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"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"drinking english beer is like having sex on a boat fucking close to water"
"Why did the strawberry cry? Because his mother was in a jam."
"A man goes to the docter Man: Well doctor, what's the diagnosis? Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Man: Cancer. Doctor: What a coincidence!"
"Why do Jews try avoiding Jewpiter? Because its a gas planet! Its also why Hitlers gas bills were so high. *i intentionally said Jewpiter instead of Jupiter*"
"PRO TIP- Always watch your step on an escalator. I once tripped and fell down the stairs for an hour and a half"
"Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler? Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai."
"Why did the worlds shortest feminist burn down a post shop? Because the mail was always above her."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"""