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Joke of the Day
"What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer? Can I push your stool in?"
Next Joke
"Wow, I got this new lamp from the store and didn't use a dime! But instead, I used 30$"
"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"
"If we're all Gods children... ...what's so special about Jesus?"
"My son LOVES dogs and is TERRIFIED of them. Which is EXACTLY how I feel about my WIFE."
"I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED,"" not ""Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"""
"Nobody really dates anymore. You just make eye contact, text, hang out, and next thing you know all her clothes are in your closet...."
"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"
"What does primate meat taste like? Oh, it has sort of an orangutang to it."
"What's long and hard? The sock under my bed."