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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a well hung black man? Dead."
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"Gas is so fracking expensive these days."
"What's the difference between a clever midget and my ex-girlfriend, the trackstar? One's a cunning runt... and I forget the rest, but your mother is a whore."
"When someone says ""sorry it's so messy in here"" regarding their mostly clean car I laugh so loud I cough up several pieces of trash"
"If you can't afford to get your wisdom teeth removed... Try crystal meth, it really is a miracle drug. *disclaimer: may remove more teeth than expected."
"i tried to ignore my girlfriend's bulimia but she kept bringing it back up"
"What is six inches long and stiff in the morning? Crib death."
"What's the difference between pop stars and porn stars? Porn stars can probably sing."
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."
"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"