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Joke of the Day
"Ever had that feeling where you just want to jump right out of bed? Me neither."
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"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."
"How does a mathematician swear? Math-you."
"I have to start going to friends' funerals. Otherwise, they won't come to mine."
"Why is the sand so quiet? Because the waves keep going ""shhhhhh""."
"[Forest] GF: Oh god it's a bear! Me: *Stuffs socks down front of pants* GF: What are you doing? Me: Making myself look big Bear: Well hi"
"Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills."
"Florist: ""Would you like your flowers wrapped?"" Me: ""Nope, they're going right into the shredder before I give them to my sister-in-law."""
"My girlfriend told me that I am immature and need to grow up Guess who's not allowed in my tree house anymore"
"How do you know you're in a modern art museum? If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece."