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Joke of the Day

"What's the definition of Parity? Two parrots exactly the same!"

"So one physicist asks another physicist So what's new? The physicists responds, C over Lambda."

"I've just been rushed to A&E after swallowing some lego.... The doctor's don't seem worried but i'm shitting bricks"

"When I get naked in the bathroom the shower usually gets turned on."

"A lot of people like to smoke ciggarettes after sex. But you can't buy ciggarettes until you're 16. So I have to get them for both of us"

"You haven't lived until you've tried to make a bed and the sheets get caught by a ceiling fan and destroy all lamps in the room"

"I died while having sex with a hooker... I guess you could say I was coming and going at the same time."

"The Catholic Church has chosen its anthem Concerto for organ in a minor."

"Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!"

"what happens when a frogs car breaks down? it gets toad"