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Joke of the Day

"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."

"Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle they put it around her neck"

"What's the difference between frustration and satisfaction? What *the* fuck! and What *a* fuck!"

"So my friend told me... So my friend told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a watermelon at him."

"What does Batman like in his drinks? Just ice"

"I was told you have to wait an hour after you finish eating to swim. I didn't know there was such a thing as an hour after you finish eating"

"How did Steve Jobs die? From PC"

"I have the solution to the drought in California Just let all the ladies hear my mixtape"

"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"

"My doctor told me to avoid unnecessary stress, so I stopped going to doctors."