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Joke of the Day
"How do Germans tie their shoes? In little nazis"
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"Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps? Because they got no beef."
"Never trust an atom They make up everything"
"Fun facts about Germany No fun in Germany, go back to work!"
"*guy collapses* ICE CREAM MAN: does anyone know CPR DOCTOR:*looks at ice cream cones in both his hands, looks up, then slowly walks away*"
"Why do demons love apostrophes? They show possession."
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth? Their miscarriage"
"Funny joke What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle? A slowpoke!"
"My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese. As if she doesn't have enough on her plate."
"A guy drove his expensive car into a tree... That's when he learned how the Mercedes bends"