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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"

"What are the differences and similarities of flint michigan and the walking dead universe? They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars."

"I call bullshit on vampires that look all sexy and shit when they can't even see their reflection"

"A bodybuilder asks a doctor for a pill that will enhance his muscles and increase the size of his penis and tan his skin Here, I'll prescribe you some testostyrone"

"BREAKING NEWS: Baby found in the middle of the Meteorite crash site,,, he is miraculously unharmed... Wrapped in what seems to be a red cape."

"It would suck to be named Will in the army. ""Fire at Will"""

"camouflage training Drill Sergeant: ""I DID NOT SEE YOU AT CAMOUFLAGE TRAINING THIS MORNING CORPORAL!!!!"" Corporal: ""Thank you sir."""

"What do you call the doctor for dogs? Dogtor"

"The neck pillow I was using on the Greyhound bus turned out to be an adult diaper somebody left on the seat."

"Auto-correct turned ""likeable"" into ""lickable"" and the new intern is confused by her evaluation."