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Joke of the Day

"Star Wars Episode 7-9 Titles Revealed Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens Star Wars Episode VIII: The Force Sleeps For Five More Minutes Star Wars Episode IX: The Force Is Late For Work"

"What is the temperature of the average coffin? 6 Below"

"She's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book."

"Last chance to use the washroom before I shower! Speak now or forever hold your pees."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"What's the art of having multiple personalities? Acting"

"I wear a ski mask to bed so if there's a home invasion the intruder will think I'm part of the team."

"Superman graffitis a wall: ""Batman is a moron"" Batman writes under that, ""Superman is Clark Kent""."

"My hamster died today. He fell asleep at the wheel."

"If they worked, nobody would own more than one self-help book."