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Joke of the Day
"COWORKER: I'm my own biggest critic. ME: Haha, trust me. You aren't."
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"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
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"Whats the difference between tuna, a piano and glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna."
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