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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry."

"When I die I want my body to be donated to science Specifically, a scientist who is working on bringing dead guys back to life."

"MY ROOMBA IS SOMEHOW LOOSE OUTDOORS AND I'M TERRIFIED OF THE CONSEQUENCES FOR THE ECOSYSTEM AS IT HAS NO NATURAL PREDATORS."

"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"

"I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was I don't think he understood me though, he just replied ""oui""."

"I'll never forget what my grandad said before he kicked the bucket ""Watch me kick that bucket"""

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."

"How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out."

"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."

"Once again I'm reminded that pressing harder on a remote control when I know the batteries are getting dead is not an effective strategy."