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Joke of the Day

"So, as I was bleeding internally... ...I was dying inside. (bad joke)"

"Clones. Clones are people two."

"I'm not sure how messed up this is. What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims? Kids say the darnedest things."

"Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny? Because it makes cents (sense)."

"At least I now know why the lions leave the plains before the end of summer. Because the Pride goeth before the Fall."

"Drunk texts are only fun if you're the one sending them. With that said, I'm having a blast right now."

"You said I could have my way with you. If you didn't want me to experiment with gas and fire, you should've been more specific."

"A U2 album so shitty, even Android won't give it out for free."

"I finally found out why OP never delivers!"

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip? ...To get to the same side"