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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever tasted traditional Ethiopian food? Neither have they. I'll show myself out."

"What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room? You made the chain too long in the kitchen."

"[NSFW] I wanted to make a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"So, a cheerleader walks into a Starbucks... and shouts, ""gimme a tea!"""

"Why did the hippie drown in the ocean? He was too far out."

"How many friend zoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just compliment it way too much and then get pissed when it won't screw."

"one kindergarten student to another ""did you hear they found a condom on the seventh floor balcony?"" the other student replies ""Oooh no... but... what is a 'balcony'?"""

"Why do rabbits love beer? Because it's made of hops."

"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."

"Why was the scarecrow promoted? Because he was outstanding in his field!"