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Joke of the Day

"ME: What an emotional roller coaster ROLLER COASTER: [calling out to me as I exit the park] Why are you leaving??!! Is it something I said?"

"Why did the Boeing 747 crash into an orphanage? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!"

"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"

"You ever get laid in a sleeping bag? It's awful. You can't even move, you're drenched in sweat, and your scout master is covering your mouth."

"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."

"Why didint Stalin like his new IPhone? It had a 5 year plan"

"I guess now we'll never know if they were identical or fraternal twin towers :("

"Most laughs that you hear on TV shows today, were recorded in the 1950's. Means, technically, you're likely hearing dead people laughing."

"whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? There is one less drunk at the wake"

"Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM? He kneaded the dough"