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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."

"You hear the one about a geologist that was an alcoholic? He found rock bottom."

"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope!"

"Imagine if they had toilets in elevators I mean, that would be some next level shit."

"I was walking past a chemist when... I got hit with a bottle of omega-3. Its ok I only suffered super-fish-oil injuries."

"I like my eggs ovariesy"

"Girls are like squaring numbers... If their under 18, just do them in your head."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"Sorry, I can't delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one"

"Farmers are always so proud of themselves until you ask if they can put the milk back in the cow"