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Joke of the Day

"Bought one of those tennis racket looking bug zappers today. My god, where have you been all my life. What fun! Oooh, here comes the dog...."

"What does train tracks and breast have in common? They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them"

"Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat... Prophets are through the roof!!!"

"What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede? A walkie talkie!"

"You had me at ""various dipping sauces"""

"Why did the hooker get a vagina implanted on her hip? She wanted to make some money on the side."

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck."

"I've got a new job. I'm helping out a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type a capital letter. It's shift work"

"How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl? ""Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"""

"I can relate to people who say they need to rest so they can recover after a tough workout. I feel exactly the same after a heavy meal."