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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."
Next Joke
"Unless you have stellar reflexes, throwing a bouncy ball at your spouse during an argument is not the best choice."
"Things I suck at:1. Being attractive.2. Being normal.3. Relationships.4. Texting back.5. Math.6. Life."
"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has its claws at the end of its paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"Is it ""raymen"" noodles or ""rawmun"" noodles? I don't wanna sound stupid when asking the gas station clerk for a wine to complement my dinner."
"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."
"Hearing someone say 'first world problems' is now almost worse than many third world problems."
"ALERT: If u got a message from me saying ""I Need To Contact Poopy Woman"" that was a hacker or error. I called the cops and they are mad"
"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"