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Joke of the Day
"43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree"
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"How do you top a truck? tep on the brake tupid"
"*wind starts wearimg sunglases adn 90s clothes* *wind starts recitimg will smith raps* wow this is som realy fresh air"
"What is an alto's favorite drink? High C!"
"Evening news is where they begin with Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"Since they won't vote anyway, Obama should make the GOP look bad by nominating a bald eagle holding a picture of Jesus to the Supreme Court."
"What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night? Lie in bed wondering ""Is there really a dog?"""
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool? Bob"
"Four gay guys walk into a bar... To see only one stool was open. ""Ah not a problem!"" The bartender said as he flipped the stool upside down."
"What book do you like the most? Woman: ""My husband's checkbook."""