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Joke of the Day

"My wife keeps telling me she can't sleep And asked me to stop typing or She will smash my face on the keybodjeysdhvcjkdjwj827fhejwi46wixjj"

"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"

"Is it too early to make jokes about 9/11? Yes, you should wait 5 more days!"

"I've officially started crossing my sevens when I write them. It's a fun, easy way to distract myself from the fact that I'll be dead soon!"

"Why does Trump watch the Olympics? To see how high Mexicans can jump"

"How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way."

"There's a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain."

"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."

"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"Life and Coffee I like my life like I like my coffee, as dark as it can possibly get."