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Joke of the Day

"I tried looking up my future I saw no results"

"I just sighed so hard, I won't have to dust for 6 months."

"Why was the rabbit hopping in circles? Because I shot its leg off."

"Why do black people always finish first in a running race? There's a KFC at the end of the finish line."

"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."

"I watched this documentary the other day but I didn't like it... ...because it was absolutely incredible."

"What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh."

"There's furniture items that allow SFW swearing. That's sofa king nice."

"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."

"[my first day as hand dryer salesman] ""this robot dries your hands with noise"""