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Joke of the Day
"Never trust couscous. It's just fat sand."
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"The Government"
"[Being murdered] (with every stab, i move my body so that the murderer strikes acupuncture points which, to his dismay, makes me feel great)"
"If you start a conversation with ""you're gonna say I'm crazy"" there's nothing I can do but to congratulate you on your clairvoyance."
"I like my women like I like my car parking spaces... Disabled only."
"So one sperms says to the other sperm.. NSFW ""How long til we get to the ovaries?"" . The other sperm replies, ""hopefully soon, we just passed the tonsils"""
"Roses are red Violets are blue There is one less gorilla In the cincinatti zoo"
"""Oh Shit, Was That Today?"" an autobiography"
"A man sells his parachute... The man yells ""Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!"""
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""