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Joke of the Day
"How did Hitler sneeze? ""A jew!"""
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"Son? ""Yes dad?"" If they ever put me on my death bed... I want you to... ""Yes?"" Tell those idiots to put me on a life bed instead wtf"
"On the way to school... tl;dr"
"What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on? It twerked."
"The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits"
"My Grandma's church was odd in that they worshipped paintings. Very weird. Every week they would stand up and sing ""How Great Thou Art"""
"What do you call someone who murders a hundred people with a potato masher? A mash murderer."
"Why was Skrillex never in an orchestra? Because he would always drop the bass"
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? Pilot."
"What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes? I guess people have made the ""switch"" to another fad."