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Joke of the Day

"Tomato/tomahato, potato/potahto, pedestrian/victim. Who cares."

"A man walks into a bar and says... OUCH!"

"I self medicate, therefore you live."

"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."

"Have you heard my unemployment joke? Yeah, it needs a little work."

"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."

"What do Jedi and rapists have in common? They both use ""The Force""."

"Kids, eat your vegetables. *reluctantly, they eat* [2 hrs later] *I eavesdrop on their convo* Daughter: Unionizing will help us bargain."

"So a baby seal walked into a club"

"7y:why are you putting make up on? Me:to look nicer 7y:when does it start working?"