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Joke of the Day
"What's it like being frozen to absolute zero? It's 0K."
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"Girlfriend just called me by my full given name.This is gonna end poorly."
"Nobody believes that my first grade teacher was named Furious Crapjacket."
"What's the difference between Here and There? When you're right the whole room shouts ""Here, here!"" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says ""There, there."""
"""Blinding Nemo"" #BPMovies"
"mom: do the dishes me: i cant im ugly"
"A toothless termite walks into a bar... and says, ""Is the bar tender here?"""
"We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again."
"What's the difference between a honda and a Porsche? Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a Honda"
"Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit."