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Joke of the Day
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
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"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."
"A Test WC in college. Three cubicles. Voice from the left: *Peter, professor passed you in philosophy?* Voice from the right: *No, he did not...* Voice from the middle: **And I won't!**"
"I heard that #TheDress debate has already destroyed 18 relationships. These people probably shouldn't be breeding anyway."
"How do you console somebody with bad grammar skills? There, their, they're."
"(Awful joke)What did the Elephant say while scolding her children? Tusk Tusk I am so sorry"
"What was the last thing that went through Osama Bin Ladens head before he died? I hope they're all female..."
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The bottle of shampoo said, ""Lather, Rinse, Repeat."""
"What if dogs are way smarter than we think and they just play dumb so they don't have to work and pay taxes."
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"