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Joke of the Day
"""YES! YES! YES! Damn."" (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.)"
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"With the brexit news, they say the pound is failing. They're calling it the ounce, now."
"What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common? They both give kids a little head."
"The man is crying on the cemetry. -Why did you leave us so early? He is asked why are you so crying? Do you cry about your close relative? -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife."
"FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney, Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian"
"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"
"Why are fruit rapists seldom found alone? They come in pears"
"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."
"What do you call sleep walking nun? Roaming Catholic"
"What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use? Triple Eh's."