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Joke of the Day
"I mailed my letter to Santa today. It was an index card that said ""not AIDS."""
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"Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!"
"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."
"What's an ig? A snow house with no dumper. ^I'm ^so ^sorry. ^Deleting ^my ^account."
"I came in like a lion and went out like a kitten."
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight? Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies."
"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster did."
"I've been trying to explain asymptotes to my friends... They're getting closer every time."
"What do you call it when you fuck a teenager with a bottle of hot sauce? Srirachatory rape."