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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a singing goat that lives by the sea? Billy Ocean"
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"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"
"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"Everyone who believes in Psychokinesis... raise my hand"
"What is the difference between a Mother and Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so."
"Her: About last night, please understand that wasn't me... that was the wine. Me: ... Her: ... Me: Do you have a phone number for that wine?"
"[Racist] What does a black women do after having a water birth? Flush the toilet."
"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur ? Mega-saur-ass"