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Joke of the Day

"Maggi is the girlfriend of the food world. It says 2 minutes but never gets ready in less than 20 minutes."

"What's in a honeymoon salad? Lettuce alone, without dressing ..."

"Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown... is virgin on the ridiculous?"

"Why aren't cowboys circumcised? So they have somewhere to put their dip at lunch."

"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."

"Parkour or plastic? *bounces away with your groceries*"

"Girl: Did you like that cake Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste."

"How does a group of dolphin's make a decision? Flipper coin!"

"Why did Princess Dianna cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt."

"[tsunami approaches] Me: At last I will feel oblivion's sweet embrace. Tsunami (inexplicably reversing): I have a boyfriend."