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Joke of the Day
"You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out."
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"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."
"Why did the opossum cross the road? To get to the middle."
"BBC News: Being obese can cut your risk of dementia... Hold on, lets rephrase that: ""Fat fuckers are less likely to forget where the biscuits are kept"""
"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"
"What did the urologist say to his patient who forgot to take his medication? Urine trouble!"
"I don't have friends, I have acquaintances and parasites."
"If people post just two more scripture quotes on Facebook, I will have officially read the entire bible."
"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."
"What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna."