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Joke of the Day
"In Soviet Russia... ...bar raise you!"
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"In the eye doctor waiting room with my mom. There's apparently an old person throat clearing competition here today."
"The Rock just announced he's having a baby girl... I bet he names her Marble."
"World's shortest joke Your penis"
"Engraved on a hypochondriac's tombstone... See, I told you I was sick."
"What do you call low class gay women? Plesbians"
"I think I'm a superhero, but I don't even remember being bitten by a radioactive sloth."
"Karma whoring is bad. Upvote if you agree."
"Me: check out this new gadget. It carbonates anything! Friend: cool Me: yeah even blood Friend: um I gotta go Me: lol no you're staying"
"A guy fell in stairs.. A guy fell in stairs & got hurt, his friend told him ""put ice where you got hurt"", he took ice & put it on the stairs."