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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only 1/5th of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"I got 6 numbers at the bar last night... One more and it would have been a complete telephone number. (special thanks to Kevin Malone)"

"I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag."

"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face."

"What were the people on the laugh track laughing at, and couldn't we watch that instead?"

"A termite walks into a bar... he walks up to the counter and asks ""Is the bartender here?"""

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."

"I was gonna make a sodium joke but... Na"

"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"

"A bit too dark possibly. The war in Vietnam started in 1955 and in 2015 The Charlie was finally massacred."