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Joke of the Day

"Common sense Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes"

"Helpful advice for travellers: If you are going to get on a commercial flight take a bomb with you. BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?"

"Why do scuba-divers jump backwards into the water? Because if they jumped forwards they'd still be in the boat."

"I hate when kangaroos say they're going to ""hop in the shower"" and expect you to laugh like you've never heard it before."

"Jesus loves you is always great to hear Unless you're in a mexican prison."

"This gym has a very strict rule no denim jeans or jorts. But if you're 300 lbs of muscle & attitude, apparently it's merely a suggestion."

"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"

"A magician was walking down the street... ... and then he turned into a store."

"Would headphones get tangled in space? no, they would knot"

"I wonder how telemarketers react to other telemarketers when they are at home..."