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"QA engineer walks into a bar ...(x-post from r/programmerHumor) Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a sfdeljknesv."
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"
"Cop: You there! Hands over your head! Me: *raises hands* *30 avocados fall out of shirt* Cop: Holy guacamole!"
"If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn't suck... ...it'll be a vacuum!"
"What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants? They took my hijab!"
"""What do we want?"" ""Yesterday!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""NOW!"" ~ Conservatives"
"How is American Beer similar to making love in a canoe? They're both fucking close to water."
"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."
"Huge bowls of cereal are the parentheses to my night's sleep."