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Joke of the Day

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."

"Opinions are like orgasms Mines more important and I really don't care if you have one."

"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."

"The scene from The Exorcist where she's tied to the bed cursing like a sailor, but it's me when getting a Brazilian."

"Fred: You've got a Roman nose. Harry: Like Julius Caesar? Fred: No it's roamin' all over your face."

"Out of all my body parts, my eyes are in the best shape... I roll them at least 489 times a day."

"Wiki Hi this is a wiki I work on. I need help to expand it. It is a satirical humour based wiki. Someone any one please help me."

"I read an article about a stolen dog being reunited with its owner and it made me feel good to think maybe someone will steal my dog one day"

"If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can't attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency."

"It's 2016, I don't need to set my clocks back manually I just have my Negro James do it for me."