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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."

"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you."

"What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck."

"What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !"

"Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for you."

"The secret to becoming a millionaire... Is by being a billionaire, then starting an airline."

"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in my freezer"

"You know what was lit? The Freedom Bus."

"Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2.30AM Can you believe the nerve of some people? Luckily for him I was still up playing my drums."