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Joke of the Day
"I wanted to submit a Indian sports joke... But all it got was crickets."
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"Who knows about math and science and is always close by? An engi-near!"
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"Pink Floyd is opening a gay bathhouse that focuses on glory holes They're gonna call it ""Another Prick in the Wall."""
"Why don't Amish people water ski? Because their horses would drown."
"What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person."
"Never trust your kids. You know who their parents are."
"A surgeon turns to his assistant, while operating, and says... ""Hey, it's the right or the left one?"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Just kiddneying!"""
"One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, ""Samsung has had this feature for years""."
"What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !"