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Joke of the Day
"It must really suck working for a calendar company You can't take any days off"
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"Why did the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong sock."
"Damon girl, did you fall from heaven? Because your face sure shows it."
"What does a dyslexic agnostic wonder about? Is there a dog?"
"Since joining Twitter, about 8 aggressive lampposts have walked up to me in the street and punched me in the face."
"If people are going to judge me they should at least hold up scorecards so I know how I'm doing."
"What kind of pants do the Mario Bros wear? [Denim denim denim](https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=TmnZgBpYG_4&t=5)"
"How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine? He's the one with a parachute on his back."
"Dear Kelloggs, Cereal that makes them go back to sleep. Sincerely, Tired parents"
"What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired."