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Joke of the Day
"I can't even... ...so I guess I'm odd."
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"With Twitter, who needs imaginary friends?"
"what's pink and hard?... Micheal Jackson...still."
"[god creatig god] GOD: make him omnipotent & onmipresent ANGEL: ok... GOD: and also provide no evidence he exists ANGEL: ru sure GOD: trust me"
"You know whats worse... Then fingering your sister. finding your dad wedding ring"
"So i was fucking this midget with one arm (nsfw) Boy, is my arm tired."
"I've got 40 raisins in my savings account ...oh no wait, that's my currant account."
"How do you get in with a pretty nurse? You need to be patient."
"[I see a cute girl reading a novel] ""Hi there. I couldn't help but notice-"" *points at book* ""That you support the murder of trees."""
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay money to have a garbanzo bean on my face."