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Joke of the Day

"A one liner I thought up while watching Anthony Bourdain's new show... ""I've seen more crazy shit than Anthony Bourdain's ass hole."""

"I caught my kid jacking off the other day I told him if he kept it up he'd go blind. He said, ""dad, I'm over here"""

"I went on Reddit once I reg-Reddit"

"An old Chinese saying: If the dog is barking, you didn't cook it enough."

"Haters gonna hate, alligators gonna alligate"

"Two old nuns are sitting on a park bench. A man runs up to them in a trench coat, opens it wide and flashes them. One of the nuns immediately had a stroke. The other couldn't quite reach."

"Forgot your password? Hint: your cat's name ~ a crazy cat lady's worst nightmare"

"Did you see the headline about the film director who stormed off set after someone filled his trailer with herbs? Michael Bay Leaves"

"So, I was eating out my grandmother... ...and I tasted horse semen. ""Oh,"" I thought to myself, ""so that's how she died."""

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem? Fathers Day!"